1 00:00:33,812 --> 00:00:36,231 - You want breakfast? 2 00:00:36,231 --> 00:00:39,818 - I'm good. 3 00:00:39,818 --> 00:00:42,195 - You want to watch me eat breakfast? 4 00:00:42,195 --> 00:00:43,739 - Gotta work! 5 00:00:48,035 --> 00:00:49,578 - He turns the side step out of myself. 6 00:00:49,578 --> 00:00:51,705 The puck comes up to Warner. Casey stops him. 7 00:00:51,705 --> 00:00:55,083 But not Mike Gartner. It's 1-nothing, Toronto. 8 00:01:07,095 --> 00:01:08,930 ...of all out there. 9 00:01:08,930 --> 00:01:11,266 He's proven NHL talent but not scoring like the Leafs need... 10 00:01:20,692 --> 00:01:22,402 - So, I know we have a lot to cover, 11 00:01:22,402 --> 00:01:27,282 but I thought we should start with our tax strategy. 12 00:01:27,282 --> 00:01:30,160 Now, I'm sure you heard it from the Americans, 13 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,537 but let me assure you, we also know how to 14 00:01:32,537 --> 00:01:36,500 cheat on our taxes here in Canada. Okay? 15 00:01:38,126 --> 00:01:40,087 - Okay. Mr. "Ball-silly"? 16 00:01:40,087 --> 00:01:43,632 - Balsillie. 17 00:01:43,632 --> 00:01:46,426 Which field were you hoping to work in? 18 00:01:50,597 --> 00:01:52,682 Sir? 19 00:01:52,682 --> 00:01:54,726 - Tech, finance, manufacturing. 20 00:01:54,726 --> 00:01:57,354 - Okay. 21 00:01:57,354 --> 00:02:00,857 And what did you do at Sutherland Schulz? 22 00:02:00,857 --> 00:02:05,278 - Executive Vice President. - Great. 23 00:02:05,278 --> 00:02:08,448 Executive Vice President. 24 00:02:08,448 --> 00:02:10,700 That's great. 25 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:13,870 And where do you see yourself in 10 years? 26 00:02:13,870 --> 00:02:16,248 - Owning an NHL team. 27 00:02:21,253 --> 00:02:24,297 Really? 28 00:02:44,901 --> 00:02:47,154 - Bald bitch. 29 00:03:01,251 --> 00:03:04,671 - It's called a BlackBerry. 30 00:03:06,673 --> 00:03:09,384 It sends and receives e-mail messages. 31 00:03:09,384 --> 00:03:11,219 It is also a cellphone. 32 00:03:13,013 --> 00:03:18,101 - ♪ In many ways, they'll miss the good old days ♪ 33 00:03:18,101 --> 00:03:22,397 ♪ Someday, someday ♪ 34 00:03:22,397 --> 00:03:26,985 ♪ Yeah, it hurts to say, but I want you to stay ♪ 35 00:03:26,985 --> 00:03:31,072 ♪ Sometimes, sometimes ♪ 36 00:03:31,072 --> 00:03:35,952 ♪ When we was young, oh, man, did we have fun ♪ 37 00:03:35,952 --> 00:03:40,707 ♪ Always, always ♪ 38 00:03:40,707 --> 00:03:45,337 ♪ Promises, they break before they're made ♪ 39 00:03:45,337 --> 00:03:48,757 ♪ Sometimes, sometimes ♪ 40 00:03:48,757 --> 00:03:50,133 - Morning, Mr. Balsillie. 41 00:03:50,133 --> 00:03:54,846 - ♪ Oh, Maya says I'm lacking in depth ♪ 42 00:03:54,846 --> 00:03:58,308 ♪ I will do my best ♪ 43 00:03:58,308 --> 00:04:01,978 ♪ You say you want to stand by my side ♪ 44 00:04:04,481 --> 00:04:06,233 - Good morning, Mr. Balsillie. - Good morning, Mr. Balsillie. 45 00:04:06,233 --> 00:04:07,984 - Mike's here before me? 46 00:04:07,984 --> 00:04:09,611 - He didn't leave last night. 47 00:04:09,611 --> 00:04:12,656 You are mentioned on page nine. 48 00:04:12,656 --> 00:04:15,951 Carl Yankowski from Palm Pilot keeps calling. 49 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:18,036 - Yeah, well, tell him if he wants to talk to me, 50 00:04:18,036 --> 00:04:20,330 he can come to Waterloo. - That's what I said. 51 00:04:20,330 --> 00:04:23,500 Ted Rogers wants to have lunch in the city. He booked Canoe. 52 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:25,502 - No, no, I'm not... I'm not going to fucking Toronto 53 00:04:25,502 --> 00:04:27,295 unless there's a game. 54 00:04:27,295 --> 00:04:29,673 Oh, and call Gary Bettman's office about those Leaf tickets. 55 00:04:29,673 --> 00:04:32,300 Fucker tried to stick me in the third row. 56 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:35,929 - "Fucker, third row." Got it. 57 00:04:35,929 --> 00:04:41,101 - Alright, try 114 and 114. 58 00:04:41,101 --> 00:04:43,853 - Okay. Go for 114. 59 00:04:43,853 --> 00:04:47,023 - Okay. Sending. 60 00:05:01,788 --> 00:05:05,792 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 61 00:05:05,792 --> 00:05:08,461 - Boys! 62 00:05:08,461 --> 00:05:12,007 Done! Done! Yes! Yes! Come on. 63 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:13,550 - Hey. Hey, Jim. 64 00:05:13,550 --> 00:05:16,678 Yeah, we, uh, we built a messenger, 65 00:05:16,678 --> 00:05:19,222 fully encrypted two-way messaging 66 00:05:19,222 --> 00:05:22,559 that is absolutely inaccessible by anyone, 67 00:05:22,559 --> 00:05:23,893 including us. 68 00:05:23,893 --> 00:05:27,689 It is... It is untrackable, untraceable, 69 00:05:27,689 --> 00:05:30,400 unhackable. 70 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,030 - It's texting. 71 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:36,573 - Uh, so... so, no. 72 00:05:36,573 --> 00:05:38,825 Do you know how much it costs to send a text message? 73 00:05:38,825 --> 00:05:42,245 - Yeah, 10 cents, and the network gets every penny. 74 00:05:42,245 --> 00:05:44,539 We're never gonna see that money. 75 00:05:44,539 --> 00:05:47,834 - Right, but these texts are sent via data. 76 00:05:47,834 --> 00:05:52,547 So, behind the network's back. Which means...? 77 00:05:52,547 --> 00:05:56,426 - Unlimited free texting, only on BlackBerry. 78 00:06:00,263 --> 00:06:03,266 Fuck yes! 79 00:06:03,266 --> 00:06:05,894 - Hey! 80 00:06:05,894 --> 00:06:07,687 - Fuck yes! 81 00:06:09,981 --> 00:06:11,608 - I sent a message that Alexander Graham Bell 82 00:06:11,608 --> 00:06:13,610 said to his assistant, "Watson, come here." 83 00:06:13,610 --> 00:06:15,445 That's what I... - Alright, let's just... 84 00:06:15,445 --> 00:06:16,863 Let's just... - Yeah, yeah. 85 00:06:16,863 --> 00:06:20,492 - ♪ Whoa ♪ 86 00:06:20,492 --> 00:06:25,830 ♪ Come on, yeah ♪ 87 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:30,627 What the hell are you guys doing?! 88 00:06:30,627 --> 00:06:33,296 - ♪ As I said, the story goes ♪ 89 00:06:38,551 --> 00:06:40,178 - Sorry. Who are you? 90 00:06:40,178 --> 00:06:42,931 - You said if I wanted to talk, I had to come to Waterloo. 91 00:06:42,931 --> 00:06:45,475 So, here I am. 92 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:48,520 - Gentlemen... 93 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,647 meet Carl Yankowski of Palm Pilot. 94 00:06:50,647 --> 00:06:52,816 - Oh, really? 95 00:06:52,816 --> 00:06:55,568 Doug. 96 00:06:57,862 --> 00:06:59,572 - How are you doing? 97 00:06:59,572 --> 00:07:04,035 - So, I just said three words... two-liter bottle. 98 00:07:04,035 --> 00:07:06,496 And you know what they said? 99 00:07:06,496 --> 00:07:10,333 They said 100 00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:16,214 "Carl, nobody drinks two liters of Mountain Dew." 101 00:07:16,214 --> 00:07:19,134 I mean, they didn't see what I saw. 102 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:23,138 Large pizza, big soda, complete dinner. 103 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:26,683 We sold a billion liters in a month! 104 00:07:30,019 --> 00:07:34,065 You playing with yourself under there, Mikey? 105 00:07:40,697 --> 00:07:43,783 Ahh. What's the situation with you two? 106 00:07:45,452 --> 00:07:48,663 - How do you mean? - You own a plane? 107 00:07:48,663 --> 00:07:50,665 - Yeah. - We rent one. 108 00:07:50,665 --> 00:07:52,584 - I see. Renters. 109 00:07:52,584 --> 00:07:55,044 Okay, so first piece of advice... 110 00:07:55,044 --> 00:07:56,337 When you're a licensed pilot, 111 00:07:56,337 --> 00:07:58,089 you can take off whenever you want. 112 00:07:58,089 --> 00:08:00,550 I save 1,000 hours a year with that. 113 00:08:00,550 --> 00:08:03,720 You know who turned me on to that? John Travolta. 114 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,514 - Sorry. Is this advice to buy a plane 115 00:08:06,514 --> 00:08:08,641 or to hire you as a pilot? 116 00:08:09,893 --> 00:08:12,937 - Do you work out, Jim? - Yeah. 117 00:08:12,937 --> 00:08:15,148 - Tell me something. Why is it every other person 118 00:08:15,148 --> 00:08:17,650 I see in the gym is either really short or really bald? 119 00:08:21,696 --> 00:08:24,240 - Oh, thank you. - Enjoy. 120 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,825 - Thank you very much. 121 00:08:25,825 --> 00:08:28,077 Thanks. - I'm good. Thanks. 122 00:08:28,077 --> 00:08:29,746 - Are you sure? - Yeah. Thank you. 123 00:08:31,664 --> 00:08:33,583 Alright, let's clear the air here. 124 00:08:33,583 --> 00:08:36,044 I had nothing to do with US Robotics 125 00:08:36,044 --> 00:08:38,338 trying to bankrupt you back in '96. 126 00:08:38,338 --> 00:08:40,548 Defective modems, working modems. 127 00:08:40,548 --> 00:08:42,425 Were they defective? 128 00:08:42,425 --> 00:08:45,178 No, it was 100 years ago. Who's to say? 129 00:08:45,178 --> 00:08:46,971 - Me. 130 00:08:46,971 --> 00:08:49,516 - That's right, Michael. 131 00:08:49,516 --> 00:08:51,935 The genius and the salesman. 132 00:08:51,935 --> 00:08:54,646 There's just one little problem. 133 00:08:54,646 --> 00:08:58,858 You guys have no idea how to run a company. 134 00:09:00,276 --> 00:09:02,654 Everything in engineering has to go through you. 135 00:09:02,654 --> 00:09:06,115 Everything in sales has to go through you. 136 00:09:06,115 --> 00:09:08,451 You've got no middle management. 137 00:09:08,451 --> 00:09:09,786 I mean, who's cracking the whip? 138 00:09:09,786 --> 00:09:12,455 Who's running things while you're here? 139 00:09:12,455 --> 00:09:14,249 - Doug. - Don't. 140 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:15,708 - On top of that, 141 00:09:15,708 --> 00:09:18,002 you're still building everything in North America. 142 00:09:18,002 --> 00:09:19,796 I mean, you're just burning money. 143 00:09:19,796 --> 00:09:22,423 In China, they sell circuit boards by the pound. 144 00:09:22,423 --> 00:09:24,801 - They do what? 145 00:09:26,511 --> 00:09:28,930 - Exactly. 146 00:09:28,930 --> 00:09:31,307 Here's what we do. 147 00:09:31,307 --> 00:09:34,394 Combine BlackBerry and Palm Pilot, 148 00:09:34,394 --> 00:09:37,063 one product. 149 00:09:37,063 --> 00:09:41,401 It's the two liter bottle of smartphones. 150 00:09:41,401 --> 00:09:45,363 - Would I still have complete control over every aspect 151 00:09:45,363 --> 00:09:48,533 of engineering and design? 152 00:09:48,533 --> 00:09:49,951 - No. 153 00:09:49,951 --> 00:09:51,578 - Okay, well, then that's gonna... 154 00:09:51,578 --> 00:09:54,664 We won't be able to move ahead with this, I'm sorry. 155 00:09:54,664 --> 00:09:57,000 Sorry. 156 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:01,504 - You guys love saying sorry, don't you? 157 00:10:01,504 --> 00:10:04,799 Okay, let's see what you closed at. 158 00:10:06,676 --> 00:10:09,345 $4.50. 159 00:10:09,345 --> 00:10:12,265 Oh, God. Is that Canadian? 160 00:10:12,265 --> 00:10:14,767 US Robotics... 161 00:10:14,767 --> 00:10:16,227 Huh, $83. 162 00:10:16,227 --> 00:10:20,815 Now, that gives us a market cap about $45 billion. 163 00:10:20,815 --> 00:10:23,359 So what would happen if I just... 164 00:10:23,359 --> 00:10:27,572 I don't know, bought up all your shares? 165 00:10:27,572 --> 00:10:30,867 And what's the word for that again, sport? 166 00:10:32,535 --> 00:10:35,455 Hostile takeover. 167 00:10:35,455 --> 00:10:37,707 - Hostile take... What the fuck? 168 00:10:37,707 --> 00:10:39,584 What is happening? 169 00:10:39,584 --> 00:10:41,711 - We would just say... We could just say no. 170 00:10:41,711 --> 00:10:44,172 We ow... We own the company. 171 00:10:46,215 --> 00:10:48,885 - You know, Carl, 172 00:10:48,885 --> 00:10:52,430 you've got a deal. - Yeah? 173 00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:54,515 - Yeah. 174 00:10:54,515 --> 00:10:55,767 Just give us a couple of months to get our people 175 00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:57,644 taken care of and then we'll, uh, 176 00:10:57,644 --> 00:10:58,811 we'll agree to a private sale. 177 00:10:58,811 --> 00:11:01,814 - Wait, just... - Mike, it's okay. 178 00:11:01,814 --> 00:11:04,359 It's okay. It's better to get rich now 179 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,361 than to fight this guy in court for the next five years. 180 00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:09,197 - That's right. - You know, I like you. 181 00:11:09,197 --> 00:11:11,741 Jim, what do you say I take you up in a 747? 182 00:11:11,741 --> 00:11:13,910 You can sit right next to me in the cockpit. 183 00:11:13,910 --> 00:11:16,496 - How about the day we close? 184 00:11:16,496 --> 00:11:19,457 Deal! 185 00:11:21,709 --> 00:11:23,378 - You like hockey? 186 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:25,171 - God, no. It's moronic. 187 00:11:25,171 --> 00:11:27,048 You? 188 00:11:28,591 --> 00:11:31,094 - Hate it. 189 00:11:31,094 --> 00:11:34,305 - What the fuck was that, Jim? - Shh! Quiet! 190 00:11:34,305 --> 00:11:36,474 - Seriously, it doesn't... - Shut the fuck up, Mike. 191 00:11:36,474 --> 00:11:40,436 - You need a stylus pen to type, its modem needs an antenna. 192 00:11:40,436 --> 00:11:42,105 If we sell to that man... 193 00:11:42,105 --> 00:11:44,065 - Listen to me. We're not selling shit. 194 00:11:44,065 --> 00:11:45,316 Alright? We're buying time. 195 00:11:45,316 --> 00:11:47,360 - To do what? 196 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,779 Get in. 197 00:11:49,779 --> 00:11:52,615 - ...for the Leafs coaching staff... 198 00:11:52,615 --> 00:11:54,450 - We were still talking. 199 00:12:12,677 --> 00:12:14,721 - Sorry. 200 00:12:18,307 --> 00:12:20,184 - Best part. 201 00:12:23,104 --> 00:12:28,693 - I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. 202 00:12:31,904 --> 00:12:33,239 And I'm all out of bubble gum. 203 00:12:33,239 --> 00:12:35,533 - Oh, they based Duke Nukem on this guy. 204 00:12:39,495 --> 00:12:41,873 Like, that is Duke Nukem for real. 205 00:12:46,377 --> 00:12:49,505 - Okay. Party's over. 206 00:12:49,505 --> 00:12:52,008 - Has a shotgun. White male, 30. 207 00:12:52,008 --> 00:12:55,678 - What? - Listen up. 208 00:12:55,678 --> 00:12:58,765 Turn that thing off, please. 209 00:12:58,765 --> 00:13:01,392 - Wait... - Can you... can you... 210 00:13:01,392 --> 00:13:03,770 - Turn it off. 211 00:13:03,770 --> 00:13:05,480 - Al, can you slide it? 212 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,316 - Yeah. - You guys havin' fun? 213 00:13:08,316 --> 00:13:10,234 'Cause we're about to lose our fucking company. 214 00:13:10,234 --> 00:13:13,446 - What the hell happened at this lunch? 215 00:13:13,446 --> 00:13:16,115 - Turn that fucking thing off! 216 00:13:22,914 --> 00:13:24,499 Okay? 217 00:13:30,338 --> 00:13:32,215 Yeah, Doug? 218 00:13:32,215 --> 00:13:35,384 - So, my question is actually for Mike. 219 00:13:35,384 --> 00:13:38,054 How are we supposed to sell another 500,000 phones 220 00:13:38,054 --> 00:13:42,266 when we are already maxed on every network we are on? 221 00:13:44,602 --> 00:13:47,688 - You guys will figure it out. - H-how? 222 00:13:47,688 --> 00:13:49,440 If we put more phones on these networks, 223 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,692 they're going to crash, period. 224 00:13:51,692 --> 00:13:54,821 We are not allowed to sell more phones. Mike? 225 00:13:54,821 --> 00:13:56,405 - No, you don't worry about what's allowed. 226 00:13:56,405 --> 00:13:58,032 I say what's allowed. 227 00:13:58,032 --> 00:13:59,659 - I don't even understand what the problem is here. 228 00:13:59,659 --> 00:14:02,203 Who cares if this guy wants to buy our company? 229 00:14:02,203 --> 00:14:04,539 Isn't that good? - I fucking care! 230 00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:07,959 That's who cares! I care! 231 00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:10,503 I'm trying to keep this company together, you fuck! 232 00:14:10,503 --> 00:14:13,089 - I'm sorry, do you even know what a network limit load is? 233 00:14:13,089 --> 00:14:16,342 - Doug... 234 00:14:16,342 --> 00:14:18,678 - Talk to me outside for a second. 235 00:14:21,889 --> 00:14:23,808 - What? 236 00:14:28,604 --> 00:14:30,857 - What's a network limit load? 237 00:14:30,857 --> 00:14:33,109 - This is impossible. - What are we supposed to 238 00:14:33,109 --> 00:14:35,653 fucking do, Mike? Either we jack our stock 239 00:14:35,653 --> 00:14:37,613 to the moon or Yankowski fucks us! 240 00:14:37,613 --> 00:14:39,532 - Well, Doug is right. 241 00:14:39,532 --> 00:14:42,660 Unless the carriers rebuild their entire networks, 242 00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:45,204 there's nothing we can do, the phones use too much data. 243 00:14:45,204 --> 00:14:47,123 - Well, then, fucking shrink it. 244 00:14:47,123 --> 00:14:49,125 - Yeah, okay. Um... 245 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:52,253 We... We looked into that. 246 00:14:56,465 --> 00:14:58,676 - These guys can't do it. 247 00:14:58,676 --> 00:15:01,012 - What do you mean they can't do it? 248 00:15:01,012 --> 00:15:03,264 You said they were the best engineers in the world. 249 00:15:03,264 --> 00:15:06,017 - I said they're the best engineers in Canada. 250 00:15:10,688 --> 00:15:13,149 Well, okay. Alright. 251 00:15:13,149 --> 00:15:15,735 Who could do it? 252 00:15:15,735 --> 00:15:20,698 - Maybe top guys from Motorola or Microsoft or Google. 253 00:15:20,698 --> 00:15:22,158 - Okay. 254 00:15:22,158 --> 00:15:23,451 - Wait, what? What? What? 255 00:15:23,451 --> 00:15:26,370 What are you doing? - Who else? Where else? 256 00:15:26,370 --> 00:15:29,624 - John Carmack. 257 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,084 Get John Carmack from I.D. 258 00:15:32,084 --> 00:15:33,711 Did you guys hear me? 259 00:15:33,711 --> 00:15:36,255 The guy who made "Doom." 260 00:15:36,255 --> 00:15:38,174 - What's "Doom"? 261 00:15:38,174 --> 00:15:40,259 - Have you played "Wolfenstein"? 262 00:15:43,179 --> 00:15:45,765 Please just don't sell anymore phones. 263 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:52,438 - Can you hear me? - Yes! Yes! 264 00:15:52,438 --> 00:15:56,067 - Oh, shit. 265 00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:58,027 Hey. 266 00:16:03,199 --> 00:16:05,785 - They're going for the record volleys. 267 00:16:05,785 --> 00:16:08,704 51, 52, 53, four, five. 268 00:16:08,704 --> 00:16:13,334 - Counting. - 7, 58, 59, 60, 1, 2. 269 00:16:15,294 --> 00:16:17,171 - No way. No, for the record. 270 00:16:17,171 --> 00:16:19,215 - No, no. You gotta start. You gotta start again. 271 00:16:19,215 --> 00:16:22,635 - Yo, yo, yo, guys. Wrong floor. 272 00:16:22,635 --> 00:16:25,096 - Hey. 273 00:16:25,096 --> 00:16:28,808 You. Hey, wrong floor. It's not the warehouse. 274 00:16:28,808 --> 00:16:30,309 - Yo. What? - Look behind you, dude. 275 00:16:30,309 --> 00:16:31,811 Look at this. - You count that. 276 00:16:31,811 --> 00:16:33,312 Hey, hey, hey. Wrong floor. 277 00:16:33,312 --> 00:16:34,689 No, no, no. 278 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:38,401 This is the sales floor, my man. - Excuse me. 279 00:16:38,401 --> 00:16:40,820 Hey, man, you're on the wrong floor, you guys. 280 00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:41,862 What the fuck is this? 281 00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:43,197 - There's more coming. 282 00:16:43,197 --> 00:16:45,241 There's a whole other fucking skid here. 283 00:16:45,241 --> 00:16:47,410 - What the fuck? 284 00:16:47,410 --> 00:16:50,705 - Alright. Listen up, you deadeye dumb fucks. 285 00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:53,457 Sorry to cut your little vacation short here, 286 00:16:53,457 --> 00:16:56,085 but we got some product to move. 287 00:16:56,085 --> 00:16:58,170 - Product? Can we move? - I'm sorry. What's that? 288 00:16:58,170 --> 00:16:59,839 Say it again. - Well, I thought the engineers 289 00:16:59,839 --> 00:17:02,008 said that we maxed out the networks. 290 00:17:02,008 --> 00:17:03,884 - Yeah, they did, yeah, and that's their fucking problem. 291 00:17:03,884 --> 00:17:06,345 Okay? Your problem is you need to sell 292 00:17:06,345 --> 00:17:09,015 a million BlackBerries before Q3. 293 00:17:13,352 --> 00:17:17,898 - Uh... that's... - "Uh. Uh." 294 00:17:21,569 --> 00:17:25,239 I'm not fucking joking. 295 00:17:29,577 --> 00:17:31,370 I want them gone. 296 00:18:27,927 --> 00:18:31,013 Actually talking about banning these. 297 00:18:31,013 --> 00:18:32,765 - Banning? - Nobody pays attention 298 00:18:32,765 --> 00:18:35,351 to meetings anymore, they're crouched over. 299 00:18:35,351 --> 00:18:37,937 - Tell 'em to stop. - Okay. 300 00:18:37,937 --> 00:18:40,689 We call them Crackberrys. 301 00:18:41,857 --> 00:18:44,318 Come work for me. 302 00:18:44,318 --> 00:18:47,279 I can't. - Why? 303 00:18:47,279 --> 00:18:50,699 - Because I'm under contract here. 304 00:18:50,699 --> 00:18:53,160 - How much to break it? 305 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,620 - Excuse me? 306 00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:55,955 - How much money do you want 307 00:18:55,955 --> 00:18:58,791 to break your contract with Google? 308 00:18:58,791 --> 00:19:00,751 I... 309 00:19:06,257 --> 00:19:09,802 - I'll give you $1 million if you sign right now. 310 00:19:09,802 --> 00:19:11,345 - I am not moving to Canada. 311 00:19:11,345 --> 00:19:13,597 We are not having this conversation. 312 00:19:13,597 --> 00:19:15,349 - $2 million. - Stop. 313 00:19:15,349 --> 00:19:18,269 - $3 million. - I need you to leave. 314 00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:25,192 - $10 million. 315 00:19:29,196 --> 00:19:31,949 - Well, you don't have $10 million. 316 00:19:34,952 --> 00:19:39,081 - This is $1 million option deal. 317 00:19:39,081 --> 00:19:43,002 I will backdate that to when RIM was trading at $1. 318 00:19:43,002 --> 00:19:46,172 Merrill just gave us a target of $13. 319 00:19:50,676 --> 00:19:52,845 - Is this legal? 320 00:20:00,019 --> 00:20:02,062 - Carl! - Palm-Berry! 321 00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:04,398 - Yeah. Hey, listen, I can barely hear you, buddy. 322 00:20:04,398 --> 00:20:06,775 - I said Palm-Berry, isn't that great? 323 00:20:06,775 --> 00:20:09,904 - Listen, I'm getting some static on the line. 324 00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:12,239 Can I, uh... can I... can I call you back? 325 00:20:12,239 --> 00:20:15,826 - Jim, I can barely hear you. Jim! 326 00:20:15,826 --> 00:20:19,580 - What... Carl? Okay. I'll call you later. 327 00:20:56,408 --> 00:20:58,035 - Mike? Mike Lazaridis? 328 00:20:58,035 --> 00:21:01,372 - Uh, okay. If Jim fired you, I can't undo it. 329 00:21:01,372 --> 00:21:04,500 I'm sorry. I've tried. - No, no. I just got hired. 330 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,210 It's Paul. - How you doing? Welcome. 331 00:21:06,210 --> 00:21:08,128 Where are you coming from? - Google. 332 00:21:08,128 --> 00:21:11,507 - Nice. What'd you do? 333 00:21:11,507 --> 00:21:13,676 - Was the, uh, head of physical engineering. 334 00:21:20,432 --> 00:21:22,810 - You are not salesmen anymore. 335 00:21:22,810 --> 00:21:25,729 You're male models. 336 00:21:25,729 --> 00:21:28,941 I want you at every country club, yacht club, 337 00:21:28,941 --> 00:21:33,153 tennis club, wherever the elite go, you go. 338 00:21:33,153 --> 00:21:34,905 I want them to see you using it. 339 00:21:36,907 --> 00:21:40,077 Be big. Be loud. 340 00:21:40,077 --> 00:21:42,329 Have them thinking, "Who is this annoying prick, 341 00:21:42,329 --> 00:21:44,331 and how can I be more like him?" 342 00:21:44,331 --> 00:21:46,375 What is that? 343 00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:47,876 - And when they ask you, don't say, 344 00:21:47,876 --> 00:21:50,838 "It's a phone that does e-mail." 345 00:21:50,838 --> 00:21:53,382 It's not a cellphone. 346 00:21:53,382 --> 00:21:55,551 It's a status symbol. 347 00:21:58,762 --> 00:22:00,764 - Anybody else? Anybody else? Alright. 348 00:22:03,767 --> 00:22:06,478 - Hi, I'm calling on behalf of BlackBerry. 349 00:22:06,478 --> 00:22:09,773 I heard that you're interested in buying some of the Quarks 350 00:22:09,773 --> 00:22:11,692 for your corporation. 351 00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:38,677 - It's 7:55. We're back with Fox 5 Consumer News. 352 00:22:38,677 --> 00:22:41,096 A global BlackBerry crisis this morning. 353 00:22:41,096 --> 00:22:43,724 The company says it's experiencing massive 354 00:22:43,724 --> 00:22:45,476 service interruptions. 355 00:22:45,476 --> 00:22:48,103 The company's helpline says that users can expect delays 356 00:22:48,103 --> 00:22:50,939 in sending and receiving messages. 357 00:22:50,939 --> 00:22:52,858 - Yes, yes, we are aware of the problem 358 00:22:52,858 --> 00:22:55,778 and we are... we are sorting it out right now. 359 00:22:55,778 --> 00:22:57,196 - Down over there, Dougie. 360 00:22:57,196 --> 00:22:59,948 - We've been down for this long before. 361 00:22:59,948 --> 00:23:04,536 Are we totally fucked? - Hey! Quiet! 362 00:23:08,624 --> 00:23:13,170 - L-Let's just keep it down out here, guys, for a second. 363 00:23:14,922 --> 00:23:17,091 How many are down? 364 00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:19,718 - Maybe 10,000. 365 00:23:19,718 --> 00:23:21,720 - Oh, Jesus. Okay. 366 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,722 And where's Jim? Is that California there? 367 00:23:23,722 --> 00:23:25,265 - Yeah. - Alright, do me a favor. 368 00:23:25,265 --> 00:23:26,475 Whatever has to happen, 369 00:23:26,475 --> 00:23:28,519 keep Pacific two and four going, okay? 370 00:23:28,519 --> 00:23:30,396 - One sec. - Yeah. 371 00:23:30,396 --> 00:23:33,732 Hey, Alan, why is the entire network 372 00:23:33,732 --> 00:23:35,275 being run off of your laptop? 373 00:23:35,275 --> 00:23:36,735 - It's either this or I shut everything down 374 00:23:36,735 --> 00:23:38,112 while we're debugging. 375 00:23:38,112 --> 00:23:40,072 - Okay. What do you have open here? 376 00:23:43,534 --> 00:23:46,954 - "New Baldur's Gate." Doug set it up on land. 377 00:23:46,954 --> 00:23:49,081 Check this out. 378 00:23:49,081 --> 00:23:50,249 - Movie nine. 379 00:23:50,249 --> 00:23:52,626 - It's all custom. - Movie nine. 380 00:23:52,626 --> 00:23:55,003 - We hacked it. - Okay. Okay. 381 00:23:56,547 --> 00:23:58,882 Okay. Hello? 382 00:23:58,882 --> 00:24:00,884 - You have a collect call from... 383 00:24:00,884 --> 00:24:02,428 - What the fuck is happening?! 384 00:24:02,428 --> 00:24:05,973 - Will you accept the charges? 385 00:24:05,973 --> 00:24:08,809 Are you still there? - Yes, I accept. 386 00:24:08,809 --> 00:24:10,644 - Thank you. - Mike?! 387 00:24:10,644 --> 00:24:12,146 - Hi. 388 00:24:12,146 --> 00:24:14,022 - There are three reasons why people buy our phones. 389 00:24:14,022 --> 00:24:16,358 Do you know what they are? - For e-mail. 390 00:24:16,358 --> 00:24:20,112 - They fucking work! - Yeah. Okay. 391 00:24:20,112 --> 00:24:21,905 It's not us, Jim. It's the carrier. 392 00:24:21,905 --> 00:24:23,323 Verizon is doing something weird. 393 00:24:23,323 --> 00:24:25,033 - Well, I'm about to do something weird 394 00:24:25,033 --> 00:24:26,326 if you don't fix this now! 395 00:24:26,326 --> 00:24:29,329 The deal was I get the engineers, 396 00:24:29,329 --> 00:24:31,290 you shrink the data! - Are you... are you... 397 00:24:31,290 --> 00:24:33,959 Are you selling more phones? - What the hell do you think 398 00:24:33,959 --> 00:24:35,586 I've been doing over here, Mike?! 399 00:24:35,586 --> 00:24:37,713 We're in the middle of a hostile fucking takeover! 400 00:24:37,713 --> 00:24:40,632 Do I need to have somebody babysit you dorks?! 401 00:24:40,632 --> 00:24:44,344 - Okay. Okay. So that's... Okay, uh, yeah. 402 00:24:44,344 --> 00:24:47,723 The entire system is crashing. He's selling more phones. 403 00:24:47,723 --> 00:24:52,227 - Hey, Goddamn it! - Yeah. Yeah. So, okay. 404 00:24:52,227 --> 00:24:55,272 You know, maybe just hold off selling more ph... 405 00:24:55,272 --> 00:24:57,107 - I'm not fu... God! 406 00:25:08,744 --> 00:25:11,538 - Verizon Wireless. How may I direct your call? 407 00:25:11,538 --> 00:25:13,123 - John Woodman, please. 408 00:25:13,123 --> 00:25:15,709 This is Mike Lazaridis calling from Research in Motion. 409 00:25:15,709 --> 00:25:17,503 - Hold please. 410 00:25:21,048 --> 00:25:23,383 - Tell me that you're about to fix this, Mike. 411 00:25:23,383 --> 00:25:25,219 I thought our deal was you don't crash our network. 412 00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:28,597 - Yes, I know. I'm sorry. You're right. 413 00:25:28,597 --> 00:25:30,849 - Yeah, well, so what's happening? 414 00:25:30,849 --> 00:25:32,893 They tell me that you're subscribing 5,000 phones a day. 415 00:25:32,893 --> 00:25:34,603 - Oh, my God. Okay. Yeah. No, that was a mistake. 416 00:25:34,603 --> 00:25:36,271 - What are you talking about, a mistake? 417 00:25:36,271 --> 00:25:38,315 What mistake? I mean, who's in charge there? 418 00:25:38,315 --> 00:25:40,025 - I'm in charge. I'm in charge over here. 419 00:25:40,025 --> 00:25:43,737 Okay, John, do not worry. Okay? 420 00:25:43,737 --> 00:25:45,781 I think if we can just get a bit more bandwidth. 421 00:25:45,781 --> 00:25:47,282 - What bandwidth? 422 00:25:47,282 --> 00:25:49,952 Where's this extra fucking bandwidth coming from? 423 00:25:49,952 --> 00:25:53,247 I've extended you everything that we have got. 424 00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:54,873 - Okay. I can fix this. I can fix this. 425 00:25:54,873 --> 00:25:56,708 - Now, Mike, or I'm taking you off the network. 426 00:25:56,708 --> 00:25:58,377 You have one week. 427 00:25:58,377 --> 00:25:59,920 - You got it. Thank you so much, Jo... 428 00:26:05,133 --> 00:26:06,176 Hello? 429 00:26:06,176 --> 00:26:08,011 - Mr. Lazaridis? - Yeah. 430 00:26:08,011 --> 00:26:11,390 - Dan Sigman from ATandT says you have crashed his network. 431 00:26:11,390 --> 00:26:12,766 - Oh, yeah, I... 432 00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:20,065 - Hey, Jimbo. 433 00:26:20,065 --> 00:26:21,942 This is your buddy Stan Sigman over at ATandT. 434 00:26:21,942 --> 00:26:25,112 Now, I know you're busy, but I'd love to have my network 435 00:26:25,112 --> 00:26:27,072 back when you have a chance. Okay? 436 00:26:27,072 --> 00:26:30,075 All this bullshit about me selling minutes. 437 00:26:30,075 --> 00:26:32,953 How many minutes you costing me here, Jim? 438 00:26:32,953 --> 00:26:35,289 Who's gonna pay for that, huh? 439 00:26:43,046 --> 00:26:46,592 - Okay. Sorry. Is this technically legal? 440 00:26:46,592 --> 00:26:48,719 - Eugene! 441 00:26:48,719 --> 00:26:50,804 - I'm actually in a personal meeting, Charles. 442 00:26:50,804 --> 00:26:52,931 - And I personally don't give a flying fuck. 443 00:26:52,931 --> 00:26:57,019 Engineering can't do a goddamn thing until you send that fax. 444 00:26:57,019 --> 00:27:01,857 Now, take a meeting when the union isn't ripping my guts out. 445 00:27:01,857 --> 00:27:03,817 Do you hear me? 446 00:27:06,403 --> 00:27:09,573 Get it done. 447 00:27:09,573 --> 00:27:12,200 Son of a bitch. 448 00:27:15,704 --> 00:27:18,874 - You said you were located in Waterloo. 449 00:27:20,792 --> 00:27:22,878 - What is that guy's name? 450 00:27:22,878 --> 00:27:24,755 - Yeah. Okay. 451 00:27:24,755 --> 00:27:27,633 Okay. Okay. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Research in Motion. 452 00:27:27,633 --> 00:27:29,593 I know this is a bit disorganized. 453 00:27:29,593 --> 00:27:31,762 I promise we will get everybody settled. 454 00:27:31,762 --> 00:27:33,263 My name is Doug. 455 00:27:33,263 --> 00:27:36,975 This is Mike Lazaridis, inventor of the smartphone. 456 00:27:36,975 --> 00:27:38,310 If anybody cares. 457 00:27:40,312 --> 00:27:43,732 Oh, come on. Take a bow, James. 458 00:27:43,732 --> 00:27:45,275 - I'm not taking a bow. It's okay. 459 00:27:45,275 --> 00:27:46,902 - Wonder boys. 460 00:27:46,902 --> 00:27:49,780 In the meantime, we're having a bit of a network issue. 461 00:27:49,780 --> 00:27:51,990 So put up your hand if you understand 462 00:27:51,990 --> 00:27:53,784 MOBITEX architecture. 463 00:27:56,536 --> 00:27:58,121 Two people. 464 00:27:58,121 --> 00:28:01,291 Okay. That's fine. 465 00:28:01,291 --> 00:28:03,126 You two, you're with Mike. 466 00:28:03,126 --> 00:28:05,504 The rest of you, I don't know what you do, 467 00:28:05,504 --> 00:28:08,382 but follow me, we're taking a tour. 468 00:28:08,382 --> 00:28:10,926 Let's go. It's going to be a little bit 469 00:28:10,926 --> 00:28:13,303 like Sam Rockwell in "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." 470 00:28:13,303 --> 00:28:16,807 - Can I talk to you for a second? 471 00:28:16,807 --> 00:28:18,809 What is Charles Purdy doing here? 472 00:28:18,809 --> 00:28:21,311 - I'll get the DVD. - What are you talking about? 473 00:28:21,311 --> 00:28:23,063 - The man standing in the hallway 474 00:28:23,063 --> 00:28:26,233 directly over my left shoulder. 475 00:28:26,233 --> 00:28:29,486 - Oh, Jesus. - Listen to me. 476 00:28:29,486 --> 00:28:32,114 That guy will fuck you up. 477 00:28:32,114 --> 00:28:34,366 Do not let that man anywhere near 478 00:28:34,366 --> 00:28:37,953 your engineering department. Trust me. 479 00:28:37,953 --> 00:28:41,707 - Yeah, okay. Yeah. Alright. 480 00:28:41,707 --> 00:28:43,667 - I'm serious. 481 00:28:45,335 --> 00:28:47,921 He will fuck your shit up. 482 00:28:47,921 --> 00:28:50,257 - Can I help you? 483 00:28:50,257 --> 00:28:52,801 - You're Mike, aren't you? 484 00:28:52,801 --> 00:28:56,138 - Yes, I'm Mike. What are you doing here? 485 00:28:56,138 --> 00:29:00,308 - Charles Purdy. I'm your new COO. 486 00:29:00,308 --> 00:29:05,105 - Oh. Jim hired you to be the... Chief... 487 00:29:05,105 --> 00:29:09,985 - I'm here to get this ship under control. 488 00:29:09,985 --> 00:29:11,945 - We are under control. 489 00:29:11,945 --> 00:29:15,574 - Oh, really? Whose? 490 00:29:35,844 --> 00:29:37,637 - Okay, so then let's try something different. 491 00:29:37,637 --> 00:29:41,224 Instead of shrinking the data, maybe we spread it out. 492 00:29:41,224 --> 00:29:43,018 Thank you. 493 00:29:43,185 --> 00:29:45,437 - Well, why not take multiple towers in the same zone 494 00:29:45,437 --> 00:29:47,272 and split the packet between them? 495 00:29:47,272 --> 00:29:48,690 We can put it back together at the server. 496 00:29:48,690 --> 00:29:50,317 - We tried that. Here's the problem. 497 00:29:50,317 --> 00:29:52,194 The towers don't recognize one another. 498 00:29:52,194 --> 00:29:54,905 Each one has no idea which piece of the signal they're receiving. 499 00:29:54,905 --> 00:29:56,490 And the whole process just keeps... 500 00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:57,991 - Maybe we reprogram the towers. 501 00:29:57,991 --> 00:30:00,118 - They're not our towers. We don't control them. 502 00:30:00,118 --> 00:30:02,037 - That's okay. At Naughty Dog, we had to 503 00:30:02,037 --> 00:30:04,790 hack the PlayStation to get "Crash Bandicoot" running. 504 00:30:04,790 --> 00:30:08,502 - Okay, so if each exchange is triangulated, 505 00:30:08,502 --> 00:30:10,462 we could divide the signal three ways. 506 00:30:10,462 --> 00:30:12,297 - We could actually do way, way more. 507 00:30:12,297 --> 00:30:13,757 Every BlackBerry is a server. 508 00:30:13,757 --> 00:30:16,051 - We could divide the signal between every user 509 00:30:16,218 --> 00:30:17,552 in the same grid... - Divide it by thousands. 510 00:30:17,552 --> 00:30:19,638 It'll be like Napster... distributed network 511 00:30:19,638 --> 00:30:21,431 of your own users. - It's got to be in 512 00:30:21,431 --> 00:30:23,809 the terms of service. Hackers would be on it so fast. 513 00:30:23,809 --> 00:30:27,687 - But they encrypt everything server side, right? 514 00:30:27,687 --> 00:30:33,151 Mike? I mean, everything is already encrypted. 515 00:30:33,151 --> 00:30:36,029 - Mike? 516 00:30:36,029 --> 00:30:37,656 Mike. 517 00:30:43,203 --> 00:30:45,539 - You can have my bacon. 518 00:30:52,087 --> 00:30:54,089 - What are they paying you? 519 00:30:54,089 --> 00:30:57,384 - I shouldn't say. 520 00:30:57,384 --> 00:31:00,804 - They're paying me $10 million. - Yeah, me too. 521 00:31:17,445 --> 00:31:19,906 - Hold your banner. Hold it. 522 00:31:19,906 --> 00:31:21,867 And now. 523 00:31:25,078 --> 00:31:27,664 Higher on that side. - Let's get a chair over there. 524 00:31:32,836 --> 00:31:34,796 - Here you go, buddy. 525 00:31:37,841 --> 00:31:41,261 Yes. Come in. 526 00:31:41,261 --> 00:31:44,890 - Mr. Purdy. 527 00:31:44,890 --> 00:31:47,642 Yeah, uh, so... 528 00:31:47,642 --> 00:31:51,813 First of all, sorry about before, but... 529 00:31:51,813 --> 00:31:55,942 most importantly, me and some of the new guys 530 00:31:55,942 --> 00:32:00,405 may have finally solved our data problem. 531 00:32:00,405 --> 00:32:03,575 - Well, you showed me, didn't you? 532 00:32:03,575 --> 00:32:06,328 - Oh. No, I'm not... 533 00:32:06,328 --> 00:32:08,622 I'm not bringing it up like that. 534 00:32:08,622 --> 00:32:13,168 It's... It's... It's, um... 535 00:32:13,335 --> 00:32:17,088 Allan Lewis handles all of our servers. 536 00:32:20,717 --> 00:32:23,303 - And? - Yeah, right, fine. Okay. 537 00:32:23,303 --> 00:32:28,516 And I need him to test this out to make sure everything's okay. 538 00:32:28,516 --> 00:32:33,647 So... So he needs to test this right now, 539 00:32:33,647 --> 00:32:38,193 even if it is movie night back there. 540 00:32:43,907 --> 00:32:47,285 - And what's this fella's name? 541 00:32:56,086 --> 00:32:59,381 - Allan Lewis. 542 00:32:59,381 --> 00:33:02,926 Which one of you is Allan Lewis? 543 00:33:02,926 --> 00:33:05,553 Ah, Michael's had a breakthrough. 544 00:33:05,553 --> 00:33:08,014 Now, I want these tested, 545 00:33:08,014 --> 00:33:10,976 and I want the report on my desk Friday. 546 00:33:10,976 --> 00:33:14,562 - When? Sorry. 547 00:33:15,605 --> 00:33:17,857 - Friday. 548 00:33:17,857 --> 00:33:20,902 - This looks like a whole new relay system. 549 00:33:22,362 --> 00:33:24,239 - Testing this would probably take me a month. 550 00:33:24,406 --> 00:33:27,826 - Well, then you best get started, hadn't you? 551 00:33:30,787 --> 00:33:35,500 - It's bad luck to work on movie night. 552 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:38,795 - Work on movie night... 553 00:33:38,795 --> 00:33:41,756 - You're all children. Is that it? 554 00:33:41,756 --> 00:33:43,550 - Sorry. Who are you? 555 00:33:43,550 --> 00:33:45,176 - You think this is funny?! 556 00:33:45,176 --> 00:33:47,095 Is it?! 557 00:33:48,805 --> 00:33:51,808 - Didn't want... just wondering, who... who are you? 558 00:33:51,808 --> 00:33:53,268 - I'm Charles Purdy. 559 00:33:53,268 --> 00:33:56,271 From this moment on, you all work for me. 560 00:33:56,438 --> 00:34:01,067 And if that work is not done at a pace that I expect, 561 00:34:01,067 --> 00:34:03,278 you'll be fired. 562 00:34:03,445 --> 00:34:06,906 And I'll keep firing until this room is full of men 563 00:34:06,906 --> 00:34:10,910 and not little boys playing with their little penises. 564 00:34:17,667 --> 00:34:20,295 Now, are there any questions? 565 00:34:22,172 --> 00:34:24,591 - Um... 566 00:34:24,591 --> 00:34:26,384 Where's Doug? 567 00:34:26,384 --> 00:34:28,511 - ♪ This is what we do ♪ 568 00:34:28,511 --> 00:34:31,181 ♪ Do, do, do ♪ 569 00:34:31,181 --> 00:34:35,268 ♪ My body is my body ♪ 570 00:34:35,268 --> 00:34:36,978 ♪ My time is my time ♪ 571 00:34:36,978 --> 00:34:39,022 ♪ The way that it usually comes out of my mind ♪ 572 00:34:39,022 --> 00:34:40,857 - Doug! How's it goin', bro? 573 00:34:40,857 --> 00:34:43,860 - Movie night tonight. Movie night. 574 00:34:43,860 --> 00:34:45,653 - ♪ No time to sit and wait, we do what we do ♪ 575 00:34:45,653 --> 00:34:47,072 ♪ And what we do can't wait ♪ 576 00:34:47,072 --> 00:34:48,490 - ♪ This is what we do ♪ 577 00:34:48,490 --> 00:34:51,326 ♪ Do, do, do ♪ 578 00:35:05,048 --> 00:35:07,300 Movie night. We're doing it right now. 579 00:35:12,847 --> 00:35:14,432 - ♪ That's what we do ♪ 580 00:35:14,432 --> 00:35:16,351 ♪ Everybody in the posse, everybody in the crew ♪ 581 00:35:16,518 --> 00:35:18,061 ♪ We get up and then get hyped ♪ 582 00:35:18,061 --> 00:35:20,271 ♪ You know what time it is when Hammer's on the mic ♪ 583 00:35:20,271 --> 00:35:22,107 ♪ So move to the hype of the night ♪ 584 00:35:22,107 --> 00:35:24,025 ♪ The crowd is getting busy and the feeling is right ♪ 585 00:35:24,025 --> 00:35:26,361 ♪ What's that ♪ - ♪ Body heat on you ♪ 586 00:35:26,361 --> 00:35:27,987 - ♪ Pump it up hard ♪ 587 00:35:27,987 --> 00:35:31,449 - ♪ This is what we do ♪ 588 00:35:31,449 --> 00:35:35,370 ♪ This is what we do ♪ 589 00:35:35,537 --> 00:35:42,836 ♪ This is what we do ♪ 590 00:35:43,962 --> 00:35:46,589 - Have you seen this? - No. 591 00:35:46,589 --> 00:35:48,967 - Have you been out there? - No. 592 00:35:48,967 --> 00:35:53,263 - Dude, Jim killed movie night! Actually, what am I saying? 593 00:35:53,263 --> 00:35:54,556 He didn't have the guts to do it himself. 594 00:35:54,556 --> 00:35:56,933 Apparently he got this 300-pound dude 595 00:35:56,933 --> 00:35:58,601 to go in there, start screaming at everybody, 596 00:35:58,601 --> 00:36:00,395 said he was gonna fire Allan. 597 00:36:09,362 --> 00:36:12,574 Mike. 598 00:36:12,574 --> 00:36:14,659 - We do... we do need to get back to work. 599 00:36:28,173 --> 00:36:29,716 - Yeah. 600 00:36:39,893 --> 00:36:43,897 Do you not ever wonder why these guys are willing 601 00:36:43,897 --> 00:36:46,149 to work 80 hours a week, 602 00:36:46,149 --> 00:36:49,360 never see their families, 603 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,446 never get any credit? 604 00:36:51,613 --> 00:36:53,072 - It's because they get to work on 605 00:36:53,072 --> 00:36:55,241 the best phone in the world, Doug. 606 00:37:04,751 --> 00:37:06,419 - That must be it. 607 00:37:19,265 --> 00:37:21,893 - Hello? 608 00:37:21,893 --> 00:37:23,811 - You're making a big mistake, sport. 609 00:37:23,811 --> 00:37:25,230 - Yeah, sorry... - Don't you dare fucking 610 00:37:25,230 --> 00:37:26,898 hang up on me. - I'll call you back. 611 00:37:26,898 --> 00:37:28,441 - Don't hang up on me. Don't you fucking... 612 00:37:28,441 --> 00:37:31,486 - How's everybody doing? 613 00:37:31,486 --> 00:37:33,488 - Jim. 614 00:37:33,488 --> 00:37:35,782 I know this isn't exactly what you want to hear, 615 00:37:35,782 --> 00:37:38,701 but this board feels that 616 00:37:38,701 --> 00:37:41,913 in order to avoid further disruptions, 617 00:37:41,913 --> 00:37:45,792 it's best we end our relationship with BlackBerry. 618 00:37:45,792 --> 00:37:47,794 - John, we're just getting started. 619 00:37:47,794 --> 00:37:50,505 - Jim, I'm serious. 620 00:37:50,672 --> 00:37:52,173 We're willing to take the hit on users 621 00:37:52,173 --> 00:37:54,175 and let them go crash somebody else's fucking network. 622 00:37:54,175 --> 00:37:57,262 It's over. 623 00:37:57,262 --> 00:38:00,265 - No. 624 00:38:00,265 --> 00:38:04,477 What's over is your bullshit limit of 500,000 users. 625 00:38:04,477 --> 00:38:07,897 We quadrupled it. - Okay, Jim... 626 00:38:07,897 --> 00:38:11,484 - Our engineers reprogrammed your towers. 627 00:38:11,484 --> 00:38:13,319 As of right now, Verizon is capable 628 00:38:13,319 --> 00:38:15,822 of carrying two million BlackBerries at the same time, 629 00:38:15,822 --> 00:38:19,284 and we've already sold half of those. 630 00:38:19,284 --> 00:38:21,119 - Bullshit. 631 00:38:21,119 --> 00:38:23,329 - Try me. 632 00:38:43,683 --> 00:38:46,144 - ♪ Hello, operator ♪ 633 00:38:46,144 --> 00:38:49,022 ♪ Can you give me number nine? ♪ 634 00:38:49,022 --> 00:38:51,357 ♪ Can I see you later? ♪ 635 00:38:51,357 --> 00:38:53,943 ♪ Will you give me back my dime ♪ 636 00:38:53,943 --> 00:38:55,903 ♪ Turn the oscillator ♪ 637 00:38:55,903 --> 00:38:58,573 ♪ Twist it with the dollar bill ♪ 638 00:38:58,573 --> 00:39:00,908 ♪ Mail man bring the paper ♪ 639 00:39:00,908 --> 00:39:05,079 ♪ Leave it on my window sill ♪ 640 00:39:05,079 --> 00:39:06,831 - How did you do it, Mike?